Oh my. I really can't believe I'm doing this post. I can't believe that as I was flipping through Nigella Bites, looking for something fun to make for What's for Pud? I stopped and pondered the Mozzarella in Carrozza... the fancy way of saying deep fried cheese sandwich. Nigella puts it in the "TV Dinner" section, but this should sit right along with deep fried candy-bars and frito pie. It's not even really a deep fried cheese sandwich... it's a chicken fried sandwich! And it sat there in all of it's dripping, oozing glory, silently crying "eat me!" I can't believe I listened. I can't believe that I made my own, taking the time to actually modify the ingredients to take the sandwich to a new level of decadence with Cambazolla and caramelized leeks. I can't believe that I ate the whole thing. I can't believe that I'm now going to be secretly craving them in those dark wee hours of the night. Oh, the shame. Chicken Fried Cheese Sandwich (adapated from Nigella's Mozzarella in Carrozza) 1 piece of pita a few hefty slices of a good triple cream, like Cambazolla 1 leek, cleaned and whites sliced into rounds olive oil for frying 1 egg about a 1/4 cup of milk a handful of flour Caramelize the leeks, and lightly salt. Slice open the pita, and stuff with the cheeze and leeks. Mash together. Using the same pan you caramelized the leeks in, add a couple Tablespoons of olive oil, and heat over medium-high. Take three shallow bowls (or small deep plates), and put in the egg, milk and flour each in their own dish. Quickly dip the sandwich in the milk on both sides. Then, repeat with the flour and then egg. Place the sandwich into the hot oil, and fry on both sides till nice and brown and crisp. Remove from oil and place on a paper towel to get off the excess grease. Or not... I mean, it is a fried cheese sandwich after all. Removing a little oil at this point isn't really doing you many favors. Don't bother garnishing with anything. Simply do as Nigella says, and "Apply to Face."